Tag Archives: John J Kelly

Your mentally challenged, sociopathic Big Brother is hacking Facebook

“Britons, never, never, never, shall be slaves.” UK National Anthem (to be replaced with ‘Do the Vernon Coaker’) A few posts back I wondered whether M15 and its master, the CIA, Twittered. Well, not for the time in the world of Thus, fact has rapidly overtaken fiction. The inept and authoritarian UK government is actually [...]

Is Twitter the new Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep?

Twitter has soared like the mercury on an Australian thermometer to become one of the world’s most-visited websites. Facebook, its older cousin, the 5th most-used social networking utility, has become so alarmed that it is redesigning. Neither make money (nor does Thus, to be fair). The Twitter logo is a Disney birdie twittering on a [...]

The big money is at the end of the rainbow, same as it ever was

Writing in Wilmott, Rudi Bogni argues that banker-bashing may be a convenient way to mask the inconvenient truth that the demands on our financial systems are unsustainable. Western productivity was not up to the task of generating sufficient wealth to fuel perpetual growth, nor is it likely to be. It required a collective suspension of [...]

Yes, the middle classes are revolting, but I don't predict a riot

Riot shields ready to dodge the flying quiches. Set tasers to stun those unemployed analysts. Truncheon the bourgeois materialists. They no longer matter. We’ve bled them dry. By John J Kelly. Recently, The Guardian reported police warnings of a ‘summer of hate.’ Sources of Intelligence (in short supply in the police) ‘indicate’ that middle class [...]

Britain's Japanese train contract will create 200-500 new jobs, not 15,000. Why are we not surprised?

The UK Department of Transport (DOT) may have seen last week as another ‘good time to bury bad news’. Gordon Brown announced that the government had awarded the contract to upgrade our antiquated 125 Intercity trains to a consortium led by Hitachi of Japan. It is almost 7 years to the day since Stephen Byers was [...]

Israel lobby victorious as BBC refuses to help with humanitarian appeal

In a display of lip-curling spinelessness, the BBC has refused to air the non-aligned Disasters Emergency Committee appeal for Humanitarian Aid to the victims of the Gaza conflict. Other UK (commercial) TV channels, ITV, Channel 4 and Channel 5, have agreed to air the appeal. Sky Television is considering its position. (UPDATE: unsurprisingly, Sky has [...]

Why you should choose your ISP with care – correction to my earlier piece

. . . I got it wrong earlier. Subversion of your Internet Service Provider (ISP) is the real threat to data privacy. In response to the excellent comments posted following my piece about browsers and spyware, I need to point out that the problem goes much deeper than browser technology. Internet Service providers (ISPs) have [...]

Throw away your crutches and limp down to the McJobCentre, says PM

By John J Kelly In yet another demonstration of the sort of lateral thinking that has made Gordon Brown not only saviour of the banks but saviour of the world, Work and Pensions Minister James Purnell announced a government pledge to force long term sickness benefits claimants and some single mothers back to work. The Welfare Reform White [...]

Not a lot happened in Hay-On-Wye while I was there . . .

. . . but everyone says the party started after I left.  By John J. Kelly Wordsworth famously observed that poetry takes its origin from ‘emotion recollected in tranquility.’ Art is emotion harnessed to artifice. The artist gives the impression of spontaneity. The work aims to evoke powerful emotions, but it is a representation of idealised [...]

Gordon's advice to Sarkozy and Barroso: turn Europe into a police state

. . .and we’ll all get rich spying on each other, apart from the UK, who prefers to outsource its spying to Johnny Foreigner. by John J Kelly The government’s bailout plan for threadbare foreign technology and data collection corporations is gathering pace, despite the fact that like Iraq, the Dome or the Special Relationship, [...]