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Methadrone IS dangerous. Knock it on the head right now

Shilly-shallying about what to do about Chinese designer ‘plant food’ drug Methadrone/Mephedrone/MCat is another unwelcome example of how New Labour’s passive/aggressive approach towards protecting citizens’ rights does the reverse. It’s enough to drive a man to spliff.
Last October, former NL drug czar, the (perhaps) aptly named Professor David Nutt resigned/was sacked from the Advisory Council on [...]

Exclusive: More prizes ahead for Obama

Barack Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, decided by an eminent panel of brown nosing illuminati in February 2009, less than a month after his inauguration, has been unfairly criticised by spoilsports and racists, determined to diss the US and generally keep a good man down. What will they say when it is revealed that has [...]

Kicking National Express was a good call from Labour

On the National Express, there’s a jolly hostess, selling crisps and tea. She’ll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks for a sky-high fee. We’re going where the air is free. Tomorrow belongs to me. Lyrics from ‘National Express,’ by The Divine Comedy.

Surely some mistake? Privatised train operators are supposed [...]

Exclusive: Preview of the government Swine Fever leaflet

I’m sure you’ll agree that this information leaflet will save countless lives. Here it is:

Derek Draper, psycho therapist, and his friends McPoison and Whelan

“There are 17 people that count, and to say that I am intimate with every one of them is the understatement of the century” Derek Draper, 23 June 1998.
There is little I can add to the well-published facts surrounding the odious activities of the head of Downing St. Strategy and Planning Unit, Damian McBride, except [...]

Did police brutality kill Ian Tomlinson and do we care?

. . . . . The answers are yes and yes. It matters that we know and that the police and government know that we are not prepared to tolerate any more abuses of our lives and liberties. Avaaz.org, with whom Thus is not affiliated but thoroughly admires, have launched a petition, which I hope [...]

Thus predicts at least some of these predictions will come true

. . . the problem is we don’t know which and in what order  . . . . 
A close friend, far richer and better-informed than I (not difficult) sent me some completely speculative global economic notes, which he admits depend upon force majeure and all that. See how many you agree with. I personally think [...]

Turkey is a key Middle East bridge between East and West, not another Strasbourg Uncle Tom

Turkey is a key Middle East bridge between East and West, not another Strasbourg Uncle Tom. By John J Kelly
“Let me say this as clearly as I can. The United States is not and never will be at war with Islam. . . America’s relationship with the Muslim world world cannot and will not be [...]

The Man from Del Monte, he talk bollocks!

   Lula da Silva says this problem was caused by white men with blue eyes. That lets both of us off the hook

 
Several Latin American leaders have reported the same disturbing hallucination. A rumpled fat man with a very large head, dressed in a cheap suit and badly-knotted tie turns up unannounced and tries to get [...]

New UK street sign unveiled ahead of G20 Summit

An observant friend sent me this innovative sign of our troubled times, photographed on the streets of Norwich. The media, government and police have virtually ensured that there will be trouble on the streets of London next week with threats of dire insurrection, but subtle irony, like that which is displayed here by the anonymous authors [...]