Arts & culture

Lateral thinking about city job losses and traffic calming

November 14, 2008

Financial sector meltdown has resulted in job losses in the oxymoronic investment banking community, with the result that a lot of loutish oafs can no longer afford to go to strip clubs after work. This has caused collateral damage to the pole dancing community, many of whom have been laid-off by employers such as the Spearmint Rhino corporation and various branches of the Russian mafia (not in the least connected). My modest proposal is that these ladies of the late afternoon might be redeployed as school crossing supervisors. Ensnaking the... More